Hanging Sloths and Bimbo-ish Nails

Man..2 full days of weekend just blew past like that. Life certainly wastes itself away very fast.

Today I watched this documentary on Sloths. Sloths move only when necessary, and when they do so, they are slooooow. They hang around excessively..as in really hang around..on branches of trees. They hang via their limbs when they eat and sleep..and even while giving birth!

So ok..their default position is hanging (How uncomfy). Occasionally they'll sit on top of branches. Well if I am a sloth I would like to be a mutant one cos' I'd prefer my default position to be SITTING instead of HANGING.

So..obviously it is infrequent for the slow sloths to visit the ground level since they will be so very vulnerable to the predators. In moist conditions, they have a symbiotic relationship with blue-green algae..appearing kinda greenishbrowish so they can camouflage themselves amongst the trees.

Their slow movement is like a double-edged sword. On one hand, being slow will make them difficult to get away from predators. But on the other hand, being slow will avoid attracting attention of predators.

There are 2-toed and 3-toed sloths. 2-toes sloths are generally faster than the 3-toed ones. Hmm..Toes hinder speed ar? But we have like..5 toes..oh well...HurHur.

Ok so sloths are slow. Why? Cos' they only have half as much muscle tissue as other animals of similar weight. And they have a slow metabolism. But a biggest advantage of being slow is that it promotes longevity. In this case I wouldn't want to be a sloth cos' I don't really see the point of having an ultra long life. Especially when I gotta spend most of my time hanging from branches.

Oh ya btw, no need to be worried that sloth urine and droppings will land on you while they are hanging on trees (If you happen to be in the forests of South America). Cos' they urinate and defecate on ground level. They come down to ground level about once a week to do it. Haa. Thats like..probably a bad state of constipation and urinary disorder if we humans do it like only once a week? Yea..sloths are ok with that..cos' they have an ultra slow metabolism rem?

Wahhh..I realised its probably quite nerdy to blog about documentaries. But its quite intellectual mah.

Ok here's a pic of a sloth:

When its not hanging itself from a branch.

When its hanging from a branch.

I guess everyone looks uglier when hanging upside down. Remember some months back there's this charity show? Then the TCS celebrities gotta hang themselves upside down while playing musical instruments? They look uglier as well when they are hanging upside down.

If you hadn't watched that charity show then you might want to try it at home to see whether you look uglier in an upside down position lor. HurHur.

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Tonight I removed my already-faded light pink nail polish. And replaced it with a bright, glaring pink coat. Kinda act-cute but I like it cos' its a cheerful colour and it reminds me of candy.

Nice pink coat of nail polish. Beautifully done. But then I thought, hey why not try to add abit more bling to it? So I added another coat of glittery stuff.

This the glittery stuff that I bought like months ago. Spotted the sample colour at Carrefour but no more stocks there. So I went down to the Watsons at Suntec and managed to grab the last bottle there. And the best thing was that I only paid like $1.00 for a $8.90 bottle of nail polish. Because the barcode on this bottle has an error. I did tell the cashier that its supposed to be $8.90. But she said that since it comes out as $1.00, I need only pay what the barcode indicated. Kioz (Copyrighted word by Mr Lim Vincent) ar! I really kioz4 dio..or tan3 dio.

OK yah..so I went on to add another glittery coat to the candy-pink coat in an attempt to add more bling to my nails.

Immediate regret after I brushed on the glittery coat. Utter remorse-ment.

My nails now looks hella BIMBO-ISH after the glittery coat was added on. Argh. But its sure very suitable for Chinese New Year or some auspicious event. A glittery coat can do wonders. Bimbo, Bimbo nails. Probably will make a fashion statement when I go out tomorrow. Positive or negative one I'm not so sure. Negative one most probably.



My toenails also have the glittery layer but it doesn't look the least bit bimbo-ish mah. Looks nice hor?

There certainly is a hell lot of difference between glitteryblue and glitterycandypink nailpolish. Glitteryblue looks like it has more class, while glitterycandypink looks pure bimbo-istic.

By the way, took pic of only 2 of my toes. Just to show the glittery blue nail polish. Wouldn't want to post up a pic of my full set of toes. Cos' sometime ago I posted this pic of myself on friendster showing off my feet..and there's this sick guy who kept messaging me on friendster telling me about his fetish with feet and toes. Jeez. Biantai.

By the way, this was the pic:


About a year or more ago? When I was still having those kind of hairstyle with those kind of clothes.

Which also reminded me. Last time I had this pic of myself in labcoat. And then there was also this guy on friendster who kept messaging me about his fetish with medical-grade rubber gloves and even told me he..you noe..does that M* thing with rubbergloves on..KNS. Go use sandpaper lah.

This was the pic. Looks nerdy hor? Looks too slack too. Not nice.

Biantai.

Well, I mean I don't really care about what kinda unusual fetishes you people have. But please have the decency to keep it to yourselves. Keep your damn fetishes and sexual fantasies to yourselves.

*Curse em'. Curse 'em.* (Gritting teeth). Sickening. Sickening. (Grr..Grr)

Good that friendster now has the option that allows us to restrict people (whom are not in our friends list) in viewing our profile and messaging us.