Teddy Big Foot

There's a teddy bear
I want you to meet
but whatever you do
don't mention his feet
Just be polite
and try not to stare
At the enormous size 10s
Of this cute little bear
By some freak of nature
He was given these 'plates'
And so he's a loner

So he prays all night
To the stars above
Please send me someone
Who might give me love
Now please don't laugh
This story is true
Will he find love?
Will it be you?

-Teddy Big Foot-