Ant or Snail?

Would you rather be an ant or a snail?

Both face the risk of getting squashed by walking feet. But a squashed snail definitely looks way more awful than a squashed ant.

For this, I would rather be an ant.

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Can you imagine how small an ant's brain is? I'm talking about tiny ants that crawl around the ground. Tiny ants are the size of a..dot? a full-stop? Can you imagine how small their brains will be then? Microscopic brain.

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Miss Universe Singapore 2006. All of them goddamn can't answer the questions properly. Except the 2 indian ones. I wonder what's in their brain.

And Miss big boobs won the Miss Body Beautiful title. You mean the size of one's boobs is used to measure how beautiful the body is? You mean proportionality doesn't count at all?

Out!